worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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