Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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