Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
only you would photoshop your dick
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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