Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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