I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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