I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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