Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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