I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I forget how to act sober
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