she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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