dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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