sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We need to feng shui this bitch.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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