Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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