you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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