It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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