Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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