i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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