You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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