girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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