it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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