It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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