Sry I called you an 8
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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