rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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