I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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