Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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