dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
