her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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