What tipped you off? The sombrero?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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