i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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