paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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