I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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