she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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