imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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