Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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