is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Define "chronic" masturbator.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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