I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Randomize
