they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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