Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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