Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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