How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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