no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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