Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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