My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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