I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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