You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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