I only kidnapped one of them. chill
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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