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(805): View more from California

do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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(407): View more from Florida

While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.

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(905): View more from Ontario

And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.

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(619): View more from California

I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

(616): View more from Michigan

Not in jail

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Alive?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.

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