it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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