from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
