you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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