super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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