with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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