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I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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