you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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