i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
